I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
Sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good look at the turtle flippin' boat

I'm on a boat turtle flipper take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat, on a deep blue sea
Busting 5-9's, wind whippin' out my coat
Can't stop me now 'cause I'm on a turtle boat

Take a picture trick, trick, I'm on a boat flip, flip
Drinkin' Pepsi- Cola because it's so crisp, crisp
I got my swim trunks and flippy-floppies
I'm flipping burgers you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doin' flips and tricks
It's always splashing, gettin' everybody wet, oh
But this ain't Sea World, this is as real as it gets, yeah
I'm on a boat turtle flipper, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
Sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good look at the turtle flippin' boat