Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her *** and said, "I GOT THE POWER¨

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.