Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

 LaughFactory

9542 2612

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

 LaughFactory

9347 4067

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 Anonymous

9345 2949

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

 Anonymous

9167 2335

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

 LaughFactory

9133 2710

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

 maggs

8899 2556

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

 Anonymous

8243 3542

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

7810 3368

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

 YoYoMan

7682 1564

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

 andres2152

7566 2138

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 benstone532

7398 2649

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

 Anonymous

7321 4287