Concord Protecter (parody of American Soldier by Toby Keith)
By General_aka_lolaI’m just trying to do my job
Don’t wanna handcuff but I will
Be a dad not just a cop
Friend to anyone
Up at dawn bright and hungry
I’m all business and some jokes
Yeh, I’m dressed ready for work
From my neck down to my shoes
I don’t do it to chase people
I can always catch up
I don’t do it for the glory
I just wanna keep us safe
Keeping the school safe’s my responsibility
Yeh, I’m real good at racing people
Being all that I can be
And I can’t call in sick on Saturdays
When the weekends been too strong
I just work straight through the days
And sometimes all stressed up
You can bet that I’ll laugh
When the good jokes come at my face
Hey, I’m fast, hey I’m funny
Hey I melt in the rain
And I will always do my job
No matter what the price
I’ve counted up the doughnuts
I know the calories
Oh, and you don’t want me singing to you
But if singing’s asked of me
I’ll try my best to sing
‘Cause singing don’t come easy
I’m a Concord Protector, a Friend
Beside my family and friends
I will proudly lend a hand
When liberty’s in jeopardy
I will always do what’s right
I’m out here in the hallways
keeping peace today
Concord Protector, a Friend
yeh, a Concord Protector, a Friend
Beside my family and friends
I will proudly lend a hand
When liberty’s in jeopardy
I will always do what’s right
I’m out here in the hallways
keeping peace today
Concord Protector, I’m a Friend, a Friend
A Friend
A Concord Protector