funny jokes to tell a girl

By SKULL BOSS
4 years ago
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  • This is so us: me doing all the talking and you just sitting there looking cute

 

  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you; I would be walking through my garden forever.

 

  • A man and woman were getting married in a courthouse. As they were leaving the courtroom, the bride said to the groom, “Isn’t it nice to be here when we’re not being convicted of something?

 

  • Do you know about the concept of Newton’s law? It states that for every idiot, there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
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